apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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