ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm like, not good at living.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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