So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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