I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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