Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im six kinds of drunk right now
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
