Don't you send me to vm
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
And then he peed in my hair
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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