Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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