**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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