one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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