I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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