WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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