Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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