So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
is it fun? or sober?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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