you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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