i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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