We're facebook friends in real life
I want to have your abortion
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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