i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
this just has baby written all over it
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
