I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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