??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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