I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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