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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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