He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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