i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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