My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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