Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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