Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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