i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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