i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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