Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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