Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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