How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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