no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize