would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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