Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I am one with the molecules
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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