Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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