Everything about him screamed your future.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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