U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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