no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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