Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
