So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
tell me about the fingering
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