I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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