There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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