And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
3pm strippers are depressing
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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