My first STD was from a foam party
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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