you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
