Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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