So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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