i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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