He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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