just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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