Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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