K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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