And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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