im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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