I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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