In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
