I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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