awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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