My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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