yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize